Red Billed and Vodka.
Nobody appreciated this two years ago. Have you gotten to my level yet?
Sometimes you just want to design your wedding dress. Sometimes that’s important. It’s usually on the days when your mother tells you that you should start focusing on finding a boyfriend so that she can go to your wedding. Mothers have priorities. Daughters are bad at dating and good at dress drawing.
I don’t believe that I can express my sadness over the Koreans and their small feet enough. These shoes belong to my feet. They will never fit and I blame Korea. I always blame Korea.
So, I mean, just because I heard about a website on RuPaul’s Drag Race doesn’t mean I can’t shop there right?
Cause really? Sequin Queen fulfills all my fancy day fashion dreams, I’m pretty sure.
JUST LOOK AT THESE CHOICES.
I want to get married in this:
And I want to wear this to someone else’s wedding since I’m an asshole:
This is what I want to wear everyday when I am old and senile and need to go to the mailbox.
And OH MY GOSH GUYS YOU CAN CUSTOMIZE THE CUT OF THE DRESS. I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WEBSITE I WANT IT TO BE MY CLOSET.
I have only gone through the sequin dress section. There are so many more.
This website might ruin my life but I will never be lost in a crowd.
For my dream life.
I just went on an imaginary shopping spree on a website that sells French nautical clothing exclusively. I don’t think I make it known enough that my favorite aesthetic ever is that of a French sailor. I look forward to the rainy day when I need to wear my waterproof jacket.
And won’t I look awesome fetching bread in the morning for my husband Rafael while wearing this?
Yeah, the plan as it stands right now is to track down the hottest dude I ever made out with (Rafael, the French backpacker) and then do some quick love falling into. Hopefully he has buckets of money since, as it currently stands, I owe Brittany Boutique €1,026.42 and I simply do not have the funds.
This is everything I have ever dreamt of.
so WL pointed us all in the direction of miu miu’s prefall 2010 collection and i have to ask: did you all just lose control of all bodily functions? cause i did.
part throw back to the way your grandmother dressed in the late 70s or so you gleaned from family photos…but this time with higher heels part cher horowitz circa 1994 with her thigh high white socks and her short matching plaid suits…basically its my fashion wet dream
flares/bell bottoms in 2010 jerks.
So I wasn’t kidding when I said that Colleen Donaghy is a style icon. This is what I have chosen to wear to my first ever cocktail party.
I saw this clear trench coat at Topshop the other day and found it on a random website just now but it doesn’t exist on the Topshop website. How can I covet something if I cannot find it??
This is called aging gracefully. Also, super awesomely.
Old ladies who dress like chauffeurs are style icons.
